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Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)

The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)
Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…

You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!

Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.
by defs4dayz November 21, 2025
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When someone turns dnd on and ignores you for weeks, and cries when you turn it on for a day. Because they are responsible with it.
Lukas: *Ignores you for 5 days"

Nigga: why are you not answering?

Lukas: *spam calls for 2 hours*

Nigga: turns on dnd

Lukas: turn off dnd you fucking retard.

Nigga: you do the same thing you coon

Lukas: I'm a responsible do not disturb user.
by gog111 November 23, 2025
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Obsessive Love Disorder

When a person is physically and/or psychologically abused by another person, yet they selflessly continue to Love the abuser which then manifests into Obsessive Love Disorder.
Why does Sky keep staying with his girlfriend when she continuously treats him so badly? Sky has Obsessive Love Disorder.
by Otamatonist November 25, 2025
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high school dissonance

The phenomenon where you find that still living with parents whilst still in college to be "childish" as it makes you feel like you're still in high school — whilst staring at cute high school girls' uniform on Pinterest
Feeling high school dissonance, I couldn't help but laugh at myself for living with my parents in college while scrolling through Pinterest and admiring cute high school girls' uniforms, reminding me of a time I thought I'd left behind.
by Emotional Cruiser November 27, 2025
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getting banned from discord

to get your discord account forcefully deleted
i got banned from discord getting banned from discord
by Your pseudonym November 29, 2025
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Habitat persona disorder

A disorder that affects someone’s personality outside of their home.
“At school he was talkative but on text he was dry showing he had Habitat persona disorder
by Waffle fries December 12, 2025
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Trad-Cow Disease

When a man who values all of the traditional values, but has poor self image or no ability to properly talk to the opposite sex, he will settle for a morbidly obese girl who LARPS as trad. This is mostly found in traditional religious circles, or amongst the cottage-core enthusiasts.
“Dude, what is John doing with her? Yeah she wears a floor length skirt but she’s just a veil whale!”

“He’s got trad-cow disease bro, he’s too far gone.”
by McGumboBabushka December 22, 2025
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