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When a man who values all of the traditional values, but has poor self image or no ability to properly talk to the opposite sex, he will settle for a morbidly obese girl who LARPS as trad. This is mostly found in traditional religious circles, or amongst the cottage-core enthusiasts.
“Dude, what is John doing with her? Yeah she wears a floor length skirt but she’s just a veil whale!”
“He’s got trad-cow disease bro, he’s too far gone.”
“He’s got trad-cow disease bro, he’s too far gone.”
by McGumboBabushka December 22, 2025
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Guy 1: “That girl is kind of chubby but she seems really pious, maybe I can save her.”
Guy 2: No dude don’t ask her out, she’s just a Veil Whale.”
Guy 2: No dude don’t ask her out, she’s just a Veil Whale.”
by McGumboBabushka September 30, 2023
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