unsafe shit

When you gotta shit so bad, and the only toilet is in a public place but there's no latch on the stall door.

I was at the beach when all those tacos I had for lunch hit my lower intestine and I just had to shit. Unfortunately there was no latch on the door, so I had an uneasy sense of insecurity the entire bowel movement. That was one unsafe shit

by MC Busta November 30, 2020

Dex shit

A shit that smell bad

Damn bro you smell dat dex shit over there

by Fart5656 October 06, 2018

Noah ain’t shit

This is a dog 🐶 that is very naughty and never respects his mom, a very baddy behaved child.

“Noah ain’t shit”

by ____.just._.me.____ November 02, 2021

Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.

P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”

by Thimithy October 20, 2020

Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.

P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”

by Thimithy October 20, 2020

doo doo dinky shit

When the tummy grumbling and you pull a flash to the b-room and unlock you booty hole and deliver the doo doo and it makes a dink like sound as it hits the water

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM AND SHITS AS IT DINKS ON THE WATER*
Also Guy 1: "Thats sum doo doo dinky shit"

by Prubz June 08, 2021

kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"

#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..

by VampireVal July 01, 2023