National send your bf nudes day

April 25th your other half side thing of friend with benefits has to send you nudes

Person 1 Today's is national send your bf nudes day

Person 2 sends nudes

by lil_breezy April 24, 2019

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.

Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short

by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022

Rest your nerves

When you're irritating someone and they want you to go sit down or leave them alone. Grandparents say this a lot.

"Mama can i have this? Mama can i have that toy?"

Mother/Grandmother: If you don't rest your nerves boy/girl!"

by Stingwolf2000stingwolf2000 October 29, 2021

Not your typical Granddaddy

That guy is fit and hip. He is not your typical Granddaddy.

He is a GILF!! He is not your typical Granddaddy!!

by Gifted Special One November 22, 2021

I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022