Shit & Run

When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.

Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?

Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.

Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.

Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.

by Stoney69 August 18, 2022

No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious

''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly .

by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021

popper cheeks shit

a very big spot that makes babies and makes you shit your4self

damm that a big popper cheeks shit and why does your ass smell like shit

by ragger52aa\ October 17, 2020

Ring burner shit

A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket

Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom

by anonymous January 13, 2022

Shit Valley

An erratic, controlled descent into an unfortunate situation or some event of extreme peril. The person or person(s) who delve into Shit Valley know they've fucked up and there's little chance to revert their fortunes in the near future. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, the person or person(s) in question will forever blame themselves for their ignorant decision to do what led them to the shit valley. Rarely do unfortunate souls ever escape.

Rocco: Ever since I purposefully took that molly and went on a tear on the freeway, hitting that cop car, my life has turned into nothing but a shit valley. I'm now facing a year in prison and my relationships and career are on the line.

by TheGayAccount November 20, 2022

explosive shit

a really big amount of shit coming out of your anus, so big that it burns.

I'm about to take a explosive shit after eating Chipotle.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023

MERK shit

When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.

I’m bout to merk shit.

by The real slim shady 1234567 January 19, 2018