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You is very unique and awesome. So don’t let anybody get in your way. You always can follow your dreams if you want. Be you.
by jened_love November 27, 2019
mugGet the Youmug.

YOU NAH WAH GOAL!

This term is used when playing football in the Caribbean and someone messes up a perfect pass
Jden passes To Johnothan, Johnothan Misses the goal completely. Jden says ''YOU NAH WAH GOAL!''
by PCPL May 29, 2023
mugGet the YOU NAH WAH GOAL!mug.

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.
"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"
by DDLZC April 16, 2017
mugGet the you smell, you shit?mug.
An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
mugGet the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug.

Yous

A counter used for addressing more than one person or a group you .
Person 1 : “Hey man what are yous up to ?”
Person 2 : “ah were just going to get some beers at the pub , are yous coming?”
Person 1: “yeah man let’s go.”
by Snoax November 14, 2020
mugGet the Yousmug.
They aren't the SAME to you!
Hym "Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch! You don't even actively remember you hippy liberal nonsense you fucking transphobe!"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2024
mugGet the Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch!mug.

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