shit-tective

A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.

You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!

by shit-tective steve October 10, 2019

Fuck shit around

To make a mess of things, sometimes for no apparent reason.

What is this mess? I just cleaned in here, do you just come in here to fuck shit around?!

Darla get on my nerves. She always wanna come and fuck shit around.

by Marica Linn January 30, 2021

Effi-shit

Eating food or drinking beverages whilst taking a shit on the shitter.

Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."

by CollinItUp September 01, 2018

I’m tryna see what that shits like

When you are the person who is trying to see the experience of what something is / or like

Startheprophet - “she bad huh?”
50Kjoyboy - “yea tbh I’m tryna see what that shits like”

by 50Kjoyboy March 05, 2024

Shit for shit

The amount someone doesn’t know when they don’t know nothin.

You don’t know shit for shit, chaz

by ConundrumMusic December 15, 2020

Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.

Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump

by Huomk September 20, 2020

EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.

Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.

by Fluffy Kitty December 13, 2019