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shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).
When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)
by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020
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Shit

1. Feces or fecal matter

2. A swear (usually considered a tame one)

3.The reason u/uTimu loves using urban dictionary
I can't believe this shit, you're always lying you piece of shit
by Table_Scraps_Entertainment February 17, 2023
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shit fit

The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.
Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."
by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016
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type shit

another word for real that ghetto ppl use to reply to EVERYTHING. you can use it sarcastically as well
sarcastic- “i don’t like you anymore” type shit
real- “i bet that nerd over there has a 100 in calculus” TYPE SHIT

real- “i love food sm bro” NO FR TYPE SHIT I LOVEEEEEE FOOD
by Jackie:) August 3, 2024
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fuckin' that shit up

that annoying ass thing ur friends say when ur eating a good meal
"Damnnn, you're fuckin' that shit up!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP TERRENCE"
by vijustdoesntsee October 11, 2024
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Ain't Shit

she pinkie promised a guy that he would come pick her up and blocked him when she got home, she ain't shit.
by nnaihr nabru October 17, 2020
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Friend-shit

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.
by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025
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