Wall Tease 

A person who often writes open, leading statements on social networking sites to prompt questions, when they in fact have no intention of divulging further information.

A means of getting attention.

Person A: "Why do I always trust him when he always does the same things?"

Person B: "What happened?"

Person A: "Oh it's not important"

Person B: "Why did you bring it up then you Wall Tease!"

Wall Tease by Leonhart September 11, 2012

Wall-crawling 

(ˈwȯl-krȯl--ləng): Verb. The rural equivalent of mall-crawling. In small or isolated towns where there are no mall, clubs, or real entertainment venues, the denizens will often hang out at the local Wal-Mart to stave off boredom. Since Wal-Mart is generally open 24/7, this can also double as nightlife (for those who aren't too picky).

Example: "My brother and I wanted to drive to Austin and see a show, but I didn't have enough money. So we hit up Taco Bell and then went Wall-crawling."
Example: "I'm about to go Wall-crawling again because there's nothing else to do at 1:30 AM in this town. Please, someone stop me."
Example: "I went Wall-crawling again yesterday night, and I noticed they got new varieties of body wash. This has become my social life." *cries*
Example: "I seen my friends Lurlene and Deniesha at the Wally World last night when we was Wall-crawlin'. We done all tried on bras 'cause we's so bored, but we ditt'n buy none."
"Poor Jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he's gone Wall-crawling. And he always does the same thing - goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals."

Wall-crawling by Yachohime August 25, 2013

Wallace Loop 

Getting to a destination (usually late) via a round about direction.

Or

Getting lost and stubbornly refusing to ask for directions, thus resulting in aimlessly driving around until you accidentally arrive at your destination.

Sorry we are late, we ended up taking a Wallace Loop!

Wallace Loop by Myst55 November 16, 2013

wall crack

Addictive wall art or décor that is usually acquired at Street fairs, Home Décor stores, Thrift stores, Bazaars, estate sales, Art Walks, and local galleries etc. This is a unique piece of art/decor that you have looked HIGH and Low for and once you find it you are HOOKED or SMACKED by the Wall Crack™.

Headed to street festival to get some more wall crack. I always find one of a kind stuff there.

My office walls needs a fix of some of that wall crack.

wall crack by SMACKED by Wall Crack™ July 11, 2014

wallaroo wart gobbler 

An Australian hooker with mouth sores

I met this wallaroo wart gobbler, she actually expected to kiss me with that mouth . . .

wallaroo wart gobbler by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

Wall Grease 

The sticky brown spots on home walls that defy any logical explanation for it's existence. Called "grease" because of it's similar quality to congealed grease around the home stove. Can also be called "wall sap" or "wall sweat" because of how it appears to have oozed from the wall itself.

"Man, I found some wall grease again in my bedroom! Where the fuck is it comin' from?"

Wall Grease by HoneyMac September 19, 2016

wallaced into 

To tear into something with no regard to preserving or reusing the original packaging. Such as ripping open a pack of cookies so that the resealable closure is useless. At first glance, it may appear that a package has exploded rather than having been opened. Most commonly perpetrated by teenage boys.

After the kids wallaced into the bag of candy, there were M&M's everywhere.

wallaced into by CHAOSmommie January 8, 2017