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walking waste of sperm

The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.
That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.
by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005
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Walk-off Sex

The act of leaving immediately after orgasm. Commonly occurs after bad sex.
I couldn't stand that skank from last night, but I guess she was worthy of Walk-off Sex.
by griffbeats August 11, 2009
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Walk your dog

Jack off, show your penis who's daddy, J.I.L.L, beat the meat, burp the worm, choking the chicken, hackin the hog.
Hey Luke, did you walk your dog today?
by big greasy timmy November 16, 2010
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Walking Like a Zombie

To get fucked up on pills and/or alcohol and proceed to stumble around aimlessly and incoherently, uncapable of speaking, emitting only grunts and moans, as in George Romero's Night of the Living Dead.
" Maaaannn, my bro was so fucked up on that erk and jerk last night he was walking like a zombie all round the damn house"
by Dinnahthieves October 15, 2008
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drip on my walk

Being drippy having that shit on looking litt. When you are showing off the best of the best designer clothing. See drippy
when i got dress this morning i got drippy so i could drip on my walk.
by Jbuuuuuuurdie July 6, 2017
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cross walk rabies

Pronounced (Cer-uoss Walk RA*bees)
Noun
1. infectious, sometimes fatal disease found in either annoying, eurotrashed, drunk, tripped out, touristy, old, oblivious, obviously discrutaled pedestrians that attacks by blocking the Parietal lobe (somatosensory cortex and dorsal stream) to any part of the body, characterized by loss of judgement around heavy, fast moving traffic. Also dizziness, slurred speech, battered zombie-like appearance, and a Russian accent.
Linguistic Origin:
(a) Latin rabi*s, street rage, from jwalkiuos rabere, to rave in the streets. (b) Idiot
Other forms
Cross walk rab-ies, Cross walk rabbiest, THEE Crossa walk rabbies
"We've got thee Crossa-walk r-aa-bies!"
"People here have serious Cross Walk Rabies, wtfzors."
by Miss S. Bee January 1, 2009
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Long walk for a biscuit

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.
X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.
by Jkins August 5, 2010
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