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Max

A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.
That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.
by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018
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Max

Max is a total jerk. He is bad at relationships, and just all around awful. He is not the type of person that anybody wants to be around. His singing voice sounds like a duck taking a shit and his looks? Ewwwww
Girl1: OMG is that max?

Girl2: I think so.... he used to be hot
Harvey: not anymore! This gives me a chance
Girl1: Max is gross

Girl2: I have a knife in my bag imma go stab him bye
by Maxmillscansuckmybbc March 24, 2018
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max facts

The biggest amount of facts there could
Be.
Gas is too expensive ; MAX FACTSSSS
by Kayschnxoxo May 15, 2018
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max middleton

A person who always goes for the sloppy seconds
Yo she just broke up with her boyfriend im gonna pull a max middleton and get some!
by max middleton May 26, 2018
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Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance
ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”
by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018
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Max sweet

i have a max sweet
by oopoof May 27, 2018
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Max

by Eskkittt September 7, 2017
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