“You better watch it buddy or I’m gonna skate on your aunt.”
“If he pushes again me I’m gonna skate on his aunt.”
“If he pushes again me I’m gonna skate on his aunt.”
by theprophets January 1, 2023
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The application of any physical or mental knowledge acquired through the relatively sustained practice of side-walk surfing (aka skateboarding) to other domains, activities, or knowledge. Skateboard knowledge is necessarily applicable to other topics, since its very essence is the application of physical and mental knowledge derived from water surfing to activity taking place on non-liquid surfaces. However, skateboarding's evolution may be heading back to a more fluid medium, which might explain why skateboarders are so obsessed with air, as in "I'm catching big air" and "nice air dude!" As such, we may very well see flying skateboards in the near future.
The application of any physical or mental knowledge acquired through the relatively sustained practice of side-walk surfing (aka skateboarding) to other domains, activities, or knowledge. Skateboard knowledge is necessarily applicable to other topics, since its very essence is the application of physical and mental knowledge derived from water surfing to activity taking place on non-liquid surfaces. However, skateboarding's evolution may be heading back to a more fluid medium, which might explain why skateboarders are so obsessed with air, as in "I'm catching big air" and "nice air dude!" As such, we may very well see flying skateboards in the near future.
<I totally landed that calculus problem!> The skateboard knowledge (epistemological skateboarding) applied here is as follows (skateboard knowledge in parentheses): if you keep trying to (land the trick) solve the problem, but (fall flat on your face) get marked off full points for it on your calculus mid-term, (get back up) practice solving the problem, (try again and again) and practice often, you will eventually be able to (land) solve the (trick) problem on the final exam.
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Where someone is too lazy or unable to use the skateboard properly and rolls around sitting on the skateboard with their butt on the back and feet on the front.
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Get the Bread Skate mug.In the United States. If used by an American, the term generally sounds affected, designed to imply that the speaker/writer is a world traveler or an expatriate.
"It feels so weird being stateside again", sighed the student returning from her junior year abroad.
by jaqua May 6, 2006
Get the stateside mug.A gaphead or harlot who hangs around at a skateboard park all damn day, either to be picked up by a skater or to watch their poser boyfriends make asses of themselves.
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
Get the skate park ho mug.people who enjoy skating. they do not have to be great, they just need to know how to stand and olly and ride, and have fun without showing off. skaters know wat it means to have balls and have fun with the shit they try.
skaterboarders 1: hey, you wanna go to the park and skate around?
skateboarders 2: cool, i saw some new stuff there.
skateboarders 1: awsome
skateboarders 2: cool, i saw some new stuff there.
skateboarders 1: awsome
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