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social media dyslexia

A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia

Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
by I've been tested. November 11, 2015
mugGet the social media dyslexiamug.

social laissez-aller

Social laissez-aller, refers to the social revolt against, and the emancipation of society from the bondage's of servitude from all felonious and illegal political associations of state. Thus within society replacing the concept of political associations with that of social institutions.
A wave of social laissez-aller has swept across the glob in every society, resulting in the ousting of the old criminal political associations, and instilling in their stead social institutions.
by Baron Neville May 3, 2016
mugGet the social laissez-allermug.

social dis-tance

Disrespect for the need for social distancing, conveyed by inadequate intervals.
Nobody was dying, the so-called 'virus' was elite liberal propaganda, and to show his feeling about social dis-tance he was marching shoulder-to-shoulder with other "Reopen America" geniuses, waving swastikas and Trump banners, blocking ambulances, breathing in each others' faces.
by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020
mugGet the social dis-tancemug.

Social Distanced Stroll

SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.
I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.
by timbre February 22, 2021
mugGet the Social Distanced Strollmug.

Social distancing "x"

The "x" placed on the floor of banks and stores in the wake the covid19 Corona virus pandemic of the year 2020. It is usually tape and spaced 6 feet apart to minimize the spread of the virus.
Get your ass on that social distancing "x" or a store employee who thinks he's the police/security will remove you from the establishment.
by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020
mugGet the Social distancing "x"mug.

Fearless Social Experiment

Originally abbreviated for the known musical artist Fse 3ach.
To experiment socially with no fear.
I'm doing a Fearless Social Experiment because I don't give a fuck what any one has to think or say. Go ahead and post the video on tik tok.
by Taylor brave July 18, 2022
mugGet the Fearless Social Experimentmug.

Social-Media Inflammator

A Social-Media Influencer who talks publicly about topics that they don't have enough knowledge about and influences their followers with half-baked information ending up doing more harm than good.
Social-Media Inflammators have led people to believe that wearing masks is dangerous for them.
by Tjdoesthistoo July 8, 2020
mugGet the Social-Media Inflammatormug.

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