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Salty Eclair

The act of taking a non frosted eclair with no filling and Inserting the naked eclair into the anal cavity of another individual. Then make love the eclair as it is lodged in said anus until you ejaculate. Remove the salty eclair and feed it to your partner.
Zack really enjoyed the salty eclair that Bob gave him for breakfast
by C Rob80 October 30, 2025
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Salty Slug

People who use saltyslug.com online community.
I went to SaltySlug.com and found a bunch of Salty Slugs int he community.
by chomper0 May 12, 2011
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Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

Yeah man she was an easy rider

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019
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Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.
Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid
by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018
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Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...
by PnCts88 November 8, 2019
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Bath Salty

Extra Salty...Crazy Salty.. So salty there crazy
by MutedDevil June 12, 2021
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salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.
Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!
by Cookie777 November 17, 2011
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