Rusty French Horn

To eat a girl's ass while fingering her as if you were cupping a french horn while playing it.

I did the Rusty French Horn after the Opera.

by Kilowog1 April 25, 2008

Rusty Time Machine

When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat

The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.

by rusty time machine March 23, 2010

rusty dump truck

a girl one might fuck for purely utilitarian reasons. i.e. fat and nasty, but willing.

Scott rationalized sleeping with that Rusty Dump Truck the other night because let's face it, it was late and he hadn't been laid in like a year. There was also Jägermeister involved.

by lostaccident August 24, 2006

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.

"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.

by T-time June 8, 2005

Rusty sheriffs Badge

your anal opening

my mate is queer he likes to feel a penis up his rusty sherrifs badge

by sheep January 17, 2004

rusty bong polish

Surreptitiously rimming yourself with the mouth end of a bong belonging to somobody who has angered you, or whom you just hold general contempt for. Farting in the bong makes the gesture that much more meaningful.

My girlfriend's little-shit brother left his stupid bong at my house last weekend, after spilling it on my couch no less. So I gave it a Rusty Bong Polish before he picked it up again. I hope he tastes the Taco Bell I had earlier.

by Mark VZ December 20, 2006

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

by reditalia593 March 14, 2010