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Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, last night was nasty. Between the two of us, we had more lice than I've ever seen. We had to pull an Alabama Crab Bucket just to get started.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Alabama Roadrunner

when your sister wants to suck your dick so she puts on thong and running cleats. Then persuades you by fallowing her into her room. Then she runs of the dick and balls. Once she has finished that she will lick up all the blood and make you cumbust all over
Yo i just got finished doing the alabama roadrunner
by the alabamah roadrunner November 21, 2021
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.
When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.
by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022
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Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him
Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket
by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022
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Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.
I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024
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Alabama Sunrise

When your friend is blacked out so you empty a shaker of black pepper in their face
Bro maybe an Alabama Sunrise will wake him up
by vanessaasor May 15, 2020
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Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine
Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021
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