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John Maloney

There’s John maloney
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Noah Malonga

One of the best friends you could ever ask for. He’ll make you happy whenever your down. If you ever meet a Noah in your life then your lucky.
Did you know Noah Malonga scored 15 against ONL” “Nah but I’m sure he went crazy
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easton malone

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Stacey Melando

A resilient and hardcore character from the hit franchise Elden Ring who wears Melania’s armor with the blasphemous blade. Very threatening to go against unless you have bloodhound step. Stacey Melando is nothing short of amazing, and is even rumored to be a direct descendant from Johnathon Stacey (Myers).
I got invaded by Stacey Melando, hopefully she doesn’t have the blasphemous blade...oh shit...
by Brendan Phreísare April 16, 2022
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John Mclon

Something you say to weird people out so they leave you alone.
John Mclon
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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
by pop_Crush July 7, 2022
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Post Malone Syndrome

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
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