turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine

Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.

by large anal beads November 10, 2013

Vending machine

An abbreviation for

Ven bading the dick eating machine

Ven so good
He's a vending machine

by Chingchongmcgee June 4, 2017

skeet machine

A slang term for a marijuana vaporizer , sometimes referred to as a wax pen or dab pen.

aye bro if you let me hit the skeet machine i'll give you two poptarts

by Weed Nigga March 7, 2019

Tickle Machine

A machine that holds you down and tickles your most ticklish spot.

Mary got her feet tickled for hours by Bens tickle machine.

by Tickling feet October 6, 2019

cnc machine

Built like an expense precise machine

She (or him) is built like a CNC Machine

by Neme-san February 23, 2023

mexican slot machine

When you pull down on a guys dick like a lever, and he then proceeds to shit all over you.

Tijauna has the best Mexican Slot Machines.

by t3hdillo September 18, 2014

machine gun

Machine gun,
A gun that fires automaticly and shoots lots of rounds very quickly.

Take the Machine gun "m16"

by Busta dogg May 22, 2006