Nuts like a fox

To intentionally act insane in order to confuse and beguile others as part of your master plan.

You're completely nuts!

Yeah, NUTS like a FOX!

by Dr Onion April 22, 2008

gone like Gandhi

gone quickly or gone and not recoverable

Once everyone knew he was the one who farted, he was gone like Gandhi.
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Wife: Honey, where is the ice cream?
Husband: (licking spoon) Oh, it's gone like Gandhi.

by ChuckChaser69 May 14, 2010

hung like a baboon

mostly British saying, funny version of "hung like a horse".

- Hey needle-dick, come over here
- Needle dick? Hey, I'm hung like a baboon!

by Jeesesskrist January 10, 2011

hung like a donkey

Hung meaning the thing that hangs, and donkey, being a lazy creature with a big dick. This term refers to someone with a wide, long penis and large balls.

I'm hung like a donkey.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

Lookin' Like a Snack

When someone's outfit, hair, makeup, nails, etc. is on fleek.

"Oh damn she be lookin' like a snack!"

by Elisabeth #queen October 24, 2018

Walk Like An Egyptian

In the 1980's, Osiris, the great and terrible Egyptian god of the dead, awakened from a centuries-old sleep to wreak vengeance on the modern, monotheistic world which had weakened him to a near-death state. He set about orchestrating a master plan which would make the world pay for his defeat. As his first order of business, he called his servant Anubis to his subterranean chamber, instructing him to go to earth and bring back four mortal souls. The jackal god returned with four souls, which Osiris possessed and named Susanna Hoffs, Debbi Peterson, Michael Steele and Vicki Peterson. With his telekinetic powers, he returned them to earth, where they wrote a song proclaiming the power of the Egyptian gods. It climbed the charts and hooked many listeners. But the song contained an evil curse, a curse that took hold of the listener's mind for decades on end. Soon everyone was hopelessly obsessed with the song, humming it on street corners and in public restrooms. Even today, to speak the accursed name of the song spells doom. So be careful; respect Osiris and his assortment of half-animal courtiers. If you don't, you could be the next victim.

-Hey Charlie. Let's listen to some music.
-Okay Joanna. How about this? Walk like an Egyptian.
-Charlie, NO!!
-Praise Osiris!

by Charles Mc September 20, 2007

Took it like a bitch!

When someone does something to piss somebody off but that person doesn't do anything back. Thus, taking it like a bitch.

Tom: Brad punched Ryan in the balls!
John: What did Ryan do to get back at him?
Tom: Nothing. He just took it like a bitch!

by Hare1MH August 20, 2009