Jamie Johnston

Actor - Best known for playing Peter Stone in Degrassi: the Next Generation.

Gorgeous green eyes. Pretty face.

Ignorant Person: Isn't Jamie Johnston like... a jerk?
Exasperated Person: That's Peter, the CHARACTER he plays. NOT him. Idiot.

by joey baby October 16, 2008

Johnston

Issa dick, dude.

"My girl was getting all up on my Johnston, like she want it for a fucken meal."

by Cyber Psycho January 19, 2020

Johnston RI

Johnston is a place that Italians live.. mainly because they dont like to be mixed in with a bunch of white people. The people here do GTL(gym, tan, laundry) everyday. Most girls find "Guidos" hot so If you want one go to Johnston RI.

Yeah girl you want a guido? go to johnston RI

by Moe133 February 23, 2011

South Johnston High School

One of the oldest schools in hick-town Johnston County, where the kids are sluts who practice incest and the teachers have criminal records. This was the last high school in Johnston County to become integrated, which doesn't surprise most of their students. Despite all of it's flaws, this school is considered the best out of every other high school in this county. It's rival is the one and only Nazi-based school, West Johnston High School. The ways to get an absence excused here are with doctor notes, court notes, or if you were working on the farm with your brother/fiancée. This, I shit you not.

Son, c'mon, our work here on this ol' farm's dun and over with. We gotta go to South Johnston High School now, hey, pass me yer math homework, I didn't finish mine yet. Oh never mind, I'll just copy it when we get to class.

by MadamCadaver April 8, 2011

johnsonville

To be raped by a gay man. Usually said at the point of insertion.

Oh, baby welcome to johnsonville.

by 6degrees August 6, 2007

Johnsonville Brat

1. A brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.

2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.

Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.

So what I didn't realize last night when that stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009

Johnsontration

Intensly staring at some one, fantasizing about the person or persons involved with your penis (Johnson).

1. John: Why cant Joe hear me?
Mike: Because he's deep in johnsontration.

2. Damnit man! You broke my johnsontration!

by J Dee Oh Double Gee(JASONATOR) May 22, 2011