Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet
Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session
Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session
by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018
by Lul Sex god June 18, 2024
by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021
It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
by nanomaton August 05, 2017
After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 26, 2019
When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz
by UwU fuky wuky March 08, 2020
When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.
Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.
by Kidbackwardsisdik March 07, 2020