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Semicircle jerk

Billy and Ricky were grounded so Tommy and Johnny ended up doing a semicircle jerk in the treehouse.
by DonJaime January 11, 2018
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Jerk Burglar

Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.
Bro, my house is covered in cum, I think a Jerk Burglar was here.
by 28getalife April 10, 2025
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Jerk

When its jerk you just know yzm. And when it's not jerk then well....
Eg 1: "Yo dah gyal deh Jerk yf " (Yo that girl is fine af)

"Yeah man she jerk fr bro" (Yeah bro she fine fr)

Eg 2: "Mi run di game an bun dem easy — jerk ting."
(translation: I dominated the game easily.)

"Yow, di freestyle weh him drop? Pure jerk, mi tell yuh."
(translation: That freestyle was fire.)

Eg 3: "Di man step out in full black, wallabees pon foot — jerk from head to toe."
(translation: That man was fully dripped out.)

Eg 4: "Mi nah stress nuttin, mi deh pon jerk mode from morning."
(translation: I’ve been unbothered and running things all day.)
by Blacboyjb21 July 18, 2025
mugGet the Jerkmug.

jerk

Popularised mainly in the US originally, this phrase (while sounding funny) is nowadays used in the UK to describe a stabbing, particularly in the drill scene and in general slang. This word is accompanied by other words, such as:
• yinging
• whooshing
• juicing
Just a reminder, knife crime isn’t cool. Don’t do it.
Person 1: “aye bro should we jerk him?”
Person 2: “nah nah it’s not like that bro lowe me”
by stabbing August 21, 2023
mugGet the jerkmug.

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
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Jerk

Your a asshole
Jerk
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
mugGet the Jerkmug.

jerk work

1)A job so easy (usually manual labour,or a low paying,underappreciated position) that any jerk can do it.
2)My job.
My company's full of people,doing nothing but jerk work,all day.
by Motòrfred August 16, 2019
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