wattpad hand

a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.

Been told I have a Wattpad hand. Now I have to read normal books.

by wattpadgotmetendonitis April 22, 2020

spook hand

The Spook Hand

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A hand that is very spooky.

Father: Wow son, look at your brother Jimmy's Spook Hand!
Son: Wow dad, that's a spooky hand!

by durdew August 10, 2017

Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.

Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!

by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019

Pespi Hands

When a man or woman has the hands of a Pepsi and acts like
a drug addict. Many side effects like shaking and vomiting and hyperness.

Shawn is on Pespi Hands,
He's shaking on the floor!

by JustSnufs October 13, 2020

O with hand

The way of secretly saying your a homosexual.

O with hand:

Girl 1: “Omg did you see James holding up an O in his latest ig picture?”

Girl 2: “I’m proud of him!!”

by tac_ May 7, 2022

HAND HOAGIE

A southeastern pa term for prepping for pulling your pud.

You cup your cock in your hand, like your making a “ Hoagie”. Then apply lube, oils or your own grease. Close your hand and WEE+HOOOO

I just walked into Bobbies house and found Our friend Dan serving himself a “HAND HOAGIE “

by MATTSLAPPY17 June 2, 2018