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Ham gobbler

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler
by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019
mugGet the Ham gobblermug.

Ham sandwhich

Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother
by Fnazzy101 April 24, 2022
mugGet the Ham sandwhichmug.

Ham

Damn, Id love to get a slice of that ham.
by Ham forever April 7, 2021
mugGet the Hammug.

hammed up

To be in possession of large amounts of ham.
Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"
by chesyon March 20, 2023
mugGet the hammed upmug.

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022
mugGet the Ham Watermug.

Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
mugGet the Vagina hammug.

Hammed in the face

When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM
Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!
by Tevin Howard May 29, 2015
mugGet the Hammed in the facemug.

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