Dry birth

When you give birth but the water never breaks
I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby
by pepsi puppy December 13, 2020
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dry product

A euphemism for marijuana, especially when used by workers or owners of head shops and other retailers where smoking accessories and paraphernalia are sold, but where it remains illegal and/or unprofitable to endorse the idea that the items they sell are to be used for injesting weed.
Head shop worker: "The vaporizers on this shelf are for dry product, and the ones to the left are for wet product."
Customer: "Man, I wish you could just say it."
by jacolantern October 03, 2017
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Dry Run

To dry hump someone until a bit of poo comes out in the form of liquid, dripping down their leg and staining the carpet.
He dry run me and now my room smells
by Richardmaker January 28, 2021
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keeping the powder dry

To be calm and ready for a possible problem in the future.
They don't know how the election will turn out, so for now they're just keeping the powder dry.
by Borat91 March 18, 2024
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dry knob

A dry knob is where a man is unsuccessful in getting pussy over along period of time!
toby: oi scott i havent had any pussy lately!
scott: gutted bruv you have dry knob !
by nebrot October 08, 2015
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Dry January

Sorry I can’t come over tonight, it’s dry January.
by Dadavasa February 05, 2024
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Dry January

This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.
Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.

Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”
by NinjaClint January 27, 2024
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