Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

Varnishing the door

When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color

My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.

by Richard Dangles January 24, 2020

The Kid Next Door

I skinny kid that's annoying, weird, and bitchy at the same time. Normally under the age of 14 unless they're a completely smooth skinned kid that has a buzz cut.

This kid is literally what I would describe as The Kid Next Door.

by AnExtremelyLargebeing January 7, 2021

French Door

When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.

I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door

by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019

Door knob

Every body gets their turn

That hoe was like a door knob we all got a turn to open her up

by Macdaddyrob June 11, 2021

Empty Doors

EMPTY as in FALSE, DOORS as in OPPORTUNITIES

- Bro, She told me she liked my music...Said we could do things together...
- Erik, there you go once again knocking on Empty Doors.....

by YADAMasinYADAM February 6, 2020

Door

The thing i scream at my siblings for to close it

Close the damn door Geoff!

by big fat communist June 4, 2019