December 2

The only day you can skip fucking school

"Are you going to school tomorrow"

No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2

by Diegosexyboy November 7, 2019

December 4

National fix your relationship day
When you’re having bad problems in your relationship so you fix them and you go back to dating

Girl: Hey
Boyfriend:What’s up
Girl:It’s December 4
Boyfriend:What does that mean
Girl:That we can fix our relationship
Boyfriend:oh ok

by Frat boy Chad December 3, 2020

December 9th

On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.

“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”

by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020

December 31

National Dakoda Day, if you know anyone with the name Dakoda you should probably shoot them a text telling them how much you love them (it might be her birthday)

Person 1: Hey today is December 31st , you know what that means ?

Person 2: No ,what

Person 1: It’s National Dakoda day, and we know a dakoda ! let’s reassure her how much we love her

by Missy13🍄🤍 April 20, 2021

December 21

People born on this day are extremely gay

Erik- Hey Alma, whens your birthday?
Alma- December 21
Erik- GAY

by d24danne December 9, 2021

December 10th

National fuck your gf/bf day!

Some say it's the best day to have a party and get together, sometimes people take it a step up and have an orgy.

"Hey greg, you know what today it?"
"December 10th? Why"
"It's national fuck your gf day!"

by Jay0005 December 6, 2021

December 4th

National give a boy a scrunchie day

Girl- what day is it

Guy- December 4th

Girl- really? Take my damn scrunchie

by GiantBoi0978 December 1, 2019