David Lynch

A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.

"David Lynch is crazier than the characters in one of his movies."

by sternwise October 2, 2006

david

A David is a power hungry freak bent on world domination. Davids have haircuts and wear sweater vests. They don't have time for furry animals and run all things in the world. They take pride in throwing laptops and hitting people on their craniums. They generally travel in clumps, and enjoy singing. This is based on my good friend david beckham.

"Hey David. You are a nerd bent on world domination."

by ladygagaandgeorgebushcollide February 17, 2010

david bowie

In cockney rhyming slang, meaning "Blowy" i.e. Windy
Far fetched I know...but then again I'm not a cockney...

"Just popping out down the offy mum!"
"Oooo I wouldn't dear its a bit David Bowie outside..."

by Marku April 28, 2005

David

a true bad ass how care for only his closest friends and family usually good looking and smart o and a total ASSHOLE

dude did you hear what David told his boss about not letting him go home cuss his mom was sick

by the asshole name david March 3, 2012

david

Awkward.

Wow, that David sure is awkward.

by dwillis December 26, 2010

yo david

a way to reply to your friends. If you forget someones name, just refer to them as david.

yo david!! whats up

this is the most perfectic thing ever and it was created by the one andy bryne

by Andy Bryne or Brin March 13, 2003

David Lee Roberts

some random kid from rochester. he just showed out of no where one day at SUNY Geneseo. due to the fact that he is overage, he can buy not only himself, but others alcohol. though it hasnt been confirmed, many believe that he feels it necessary to drink the same amount as the people around him (ex. alex, emily and doug each drink 10 beers...dave drinks 30).

once drunk, he begins to sleep in the nearest place that "looks comfortable"...this usually ends up being in the bed of Kyle Saxton, who comes back to his room, without fail, 5 minutes after Dave passes out. Dave will then awaken 2 and a half hours and claim that he didnt fall asleep, but merely rested his eyes for 2 minutes max.

working at the local school's buffet on the southside of the suny geneseo campus, he doesnt even really do anything. you can see him wandering around, talking to people, busting peoples balls, and eating stuff off of people's plates claiming he was "checking out the food quality".

living in the meadows apartment next semester, his two roommates Kyle Saxton and Doug Brown dont really know how they feel about rooming with him. on the bright side, dave drinks and is known to party it up. on the bad side, dave drinks and is known to party it up.

previously: last week dave got a ticket from policeman joe
scene: wednesday night/thursday morning, a room that isnt daves', dave has been drinkin

policeman joe: whats your name again?
David Lee Roberts: dave
policeman joe: and whats your major again? DRINKING!!!

by doug brown February 25, 2008