boob and tit torture

the female counterpart of "cock and ball torture"

Jessica: "damn my doctor just performed boob and tit torture on me"
anon: "you sure he didn't just rape you?"

by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 22, 2022

Platonic Boob Licking

The act of licking another person's boob in a way that is non-sexual, often done in a "truth or dare" scenario.

E.g. I dare you to engage in platonic boob licking with her

by notasloth1234 March 28, 2013

Jiffy Boob

Boob fucking a girl in the service pit of a Jiffy Lube oil change center.

I got some great Jiffy Boob last night after I got my oil changed. That girl that works there is so fine.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

suck a boob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but without being too direct so you don't come off as rude but boob version.

Person 1: haha you're so bad at this game
Person 2: shut up! suck a boob bitch

by SeaweedBrain69 October 16, 2020

Boob Swab

Taking a large boob dipped in personal lubricant and swabbing it through the womans clit.

Another way of relieving menstruation from occurring.

Jenny: 'It's about that time of the month!'

Ivana Rooster: 'Better start boob swabbin'!!!'

by Igor Jatce November 9, 2009

Boob soup

When a well endowed women with saggy, structure-less boobs wears a low cut shirt, causing them to appear not as individual boobs but instead as if her bra is a bowl filled with liquid boobs.

Sarah needs to realize she can't pull off those low cut shirts anymore, after nursing three kids she's just showing off her boob soup.

by Paralyzed by indecision August 30, 2014

Gay Boobs

Bad, uncool, straight up sucks, lame, unwanted

That party was gay boobs.

by Calrippkin November 30, 2017