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Ben Fankhauser

Ben Fankhauser is also known as Benonce because he is a riffing queen

He is most famously known for his role in the Broadway adaptation of Newsies. He played the amazing David (Davey) Jacobs and can sing like a freaking angel. There is a video of him singing the lines "Go and look it up the poor GUY'S head is spinning!" 8,000 times on YouTube, so that just further proves my point. (It's a loop, he doesn't sing it 8,000 times in a row. I know people who were confused by that)
Person A: "Hey, there's this guy on Broadway who can riff like crazy. His name is Ben Fankhauser, ever heard of him?"

Person B: "Oh, you mean Benonce?"
by JackCowboyKelly April 3, 2022
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Christmas Ben

the duck overlord, but in christmas. he can perform mind control on ducks of all kinds, but in christmas.
The almighty Christmas Ben has accended
by Windows Ben December 19, 2021
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Ben brownson

A Greasy Indian scammer who works in a call centre
Ben brownson just tried to scam me for all my money
by Big pedo nonce February 5, 2020
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Colossal Ben

A freakishly large male who has the appearance of somebody that would most definitely fuck bitches (preferably at music festivals) while being completely off of his head on some form of drug. However, the Colossal Ben (much like the BFG ) is a friendly giant who's loyal and will never fail to provide a great laugh.
Wow, that guy is getting bitches like you would think the Colossal Ben would be
by grizzlybearloverrr May 4, 2020
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BJ Ben

Slang word for "Condom" (Plural: BJ Bens).

Originated in the southern part of North Carolina USA. Two desperately sexual teenage boys were talking about condoms, when their 6 yr old brother heard them, he couldn't stop using the word "condom" "condoms" "condom king". The two teenagers had to quickly find a substitute word, before their mother heard "Ben" (The 6 yr old) talking about an inappropriate definition. The boys quickly came up with the word "BJ Ben" and told him "BJ Ben is the real word for condoms, use that".

The word has spread vastly across the U.S and is being regularly used as slang in the east and western parts of the U.S.
Hey baby, should I put on a BJ Ben in case I ejaculate inside you
by BallHawk360 March 28, 2017
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Ben wilkes

A 16 year old pedophile, who enjoys kinky shit like bdsm and 14 year old gingers. He enjoys inserting dildos up his anus for joy.
Guy 1-grabs dick
Guy 2- why did you grab my penis
Guy 1-if i wanted to grab your penis i would have done it already.
Guy 2-you are such a ben wilkes you dickwad.
by Bigklockjosh November 16, 2021
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blackout ben

A friend named Ben that always blacks out before the pregame. Sometimes will drop classes just to party on exam days.
Did you see that Blackout Ben unconscious at the pregame?
by College Authority April 15, 2019
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