Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably smarter than people named 'Matt'.

Matt: "My opinions are wrong. Luckily there is an Irish Chalupa to point it out."

by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024

Irish whip

to strike another person in the face with a penis or dildo.

"I got the black eye when Jeremy gave me an Irish whip."

by hvyduty December 20, 2016

irish comb

a plastic fork after eating a tv dinner and cleaning it with your t-shirt

you still eating your dinner paddy or can you throw me the Irish comb

by shmmmeeeeeeerrrrrrr December 3, 2019

Irish Layoff

When your employer just stops engaging you or giving you assignments until you just leave.

My boss quit giving me assignments months ago, do you think he’s giving me an Irish Layoff?

by Chuckaknight February 16, 2024

Irish Stain

A stain left on your hand after jerking off.

That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.

by Nhb123 June 2, 2012

Irish wee

To leave a party or restaurant quietly without anyone knowing, skipping a bill, or disappearing from a gathering

“Mike did an Irish wee and was gone by 9pm!”
“She disappeared before the bill came out, must have done an Irish wee to avoid paying!”

by Rikku87 December 17, 2024

Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022