The Ben Bernak

Dry shaving your gal's box after cleaning out her purse.

I am 5 deep into the evening and out of funds. I look at the only source of financing expansion and that is my date's purse and her credit cards. I take action. I am broke and horny so I give her the Ben Bernak. We both prosper - the evening continues using her money and I get to shave her owl.

by slasherjm July 22, 2011

ben&jerryscow

A mystical creature rarely discovered in the dark depths of discord. He is obsessed with Call of Duty (nerd lol) and likes to listen to the deranged rambling of his best friend, Shlargnuff. He is also very racist (i will not elaborate) and loves the gordon ramsey video (you know which one, ben&jerryscow.)

Person 1: hey thats ben&jerryscow!!
Person 2: FUCK THIS GUY!!!!!!!!
Shlargnuff: hey buddy, dont make me bring out gordon.

by Shlargnuff February 5, 2023

Ben Davies

Ben Davies is someone that is a creep/ pedophile, a Ben Davies likes to car call young girls and boys out of bus and car windows.

Mate she looks about 12, your such a Ben Davies

by Zuka1k December 2, 2022

Ben Baker!

if you are a Ben Baker! you are a good goalie and a good friend but horny and like tall blonds.

i knew that kid was a Ben Baker! by how he looked at the blond girl.

by baebae1239072 December 2, 2022

Ben Willbond

One of The Six Idiots from Horrible Histories, one of his memorable roles being Henry VIII

We'll never know what Henry VIII actually sounded like, so I just imagine Ben Willbond's version

by BlankCanvas742 December 5, 2022

Ben Mash

I am Ben mash

Hi mate are you freighted ?

Yeah I am Ben mash.

by FreightedDave66 December 27, 2022

Ben jus

a ben jus is known for its tendency to excessively DM female individuals. his behavior can be easily associated to the one of a beta male.

« Should I DM her now ? »
« No don’t, don’t be a ben jus »

by Achraf12412 December 31, 2022