Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.
Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?
Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.
Camera Man: *Faints*
Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.
Camera Man: *Faints*
by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023
Get the Thomas mug.A bitch ass mf, tall asf but also a D1 freshman fucker. Always glazing this his father Stryker. He also a fuk nigga
by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023
Get the Thomas mug.A fuck ass nigga who fucks freshman on the weekend and plays basketball on the weekdays, cool guy but nobody fuck with that hoe ass nigga.
by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023
Get the Thomas mug.A guy thats a pathological liar and can manipulate you on the spot to get you in bed with him. He does not know where the clit is, even though he is a man whore.
Dude 1 : are you talking to that guy Thomas Kennaway?
Dude 2 : yeah… he says that im the only one for him
Dude 1 : Well actuallt he fuvked your dad..
Dude 2 : i knew it what a TK
Dude 2 : yeah… he says that im the only one for him
Dude 1 : Well actuallt he fuvked your dad..
Dude 2 : i knew it what a TK
by Chloe The hoey March 30, 2023
Get the Thomas Kennaway mug.Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
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