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Digital Zombie 

A person who walks around completely oblivious to their surroundings due to being totally absorbed in their digital devices.
I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.

Asshole Zombie 

A person who walks around with a grumpy and unpleasant facial expression, and very unwelcoming when someone else tries to interact with that person.
Why are there so many asshole zombies in this area?
Asshole Zombie by anonymous May 12, 2025

actual zombie 

the thing that goes after "New Response Just Dropped" in the infamous anarchy chess chain. this is usually succeeded by "Call the exorcist!" or ???.
person 1 - google en passant
person 2 - holy hell
person 1 - new response just dropped
person 2 - actual zombie

Prompt Zombie 

Someone who mindlessly feeds prompts into AI tools like ChatGPT without engaging in critical thinking or reflection. This person relies on AI to do all the intellectual work, resulting in soulless, shallow content and a total disconnect from the learning process.
The essay was flawless, but the student couldn’t explain a single paragraph—classic Prompt Zombie move.
Prompt Zombie by Briton Phillip September 14, 2025

Alpha Zombie Blumpkin

A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later
Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.

Conehead Zombie

The third zombie encountered in the original Plants vs. Zombies. It has approximately three times the health of a regular zombie thanks to its traffic cone headpiece.
"I have a road cone on my head." - Conehead Zombie
Conehead Zombie by Reat December 21, 2025