Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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wacky willy

a chode with a drill tip in the end of it

dam hes got a wacky willy

by the chode king February 21, 2023

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willy eating wasp

A wasp that eats the willies of little boys who are naughty and don't do as there told

Hurry up and get ready for bed or the willy eating wasp will get you

by Kgskfajwtjsgnsf March 11, 2024

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Preferably this action shall be acted out upon a circumcised penis of moderate to enlarged length and girth to match the mouthfeel of a banana. Starting at the head/ tip of the penis four large incisions from said tip shall be moved downward towards the base of the penis. The incision shall just barely penetrate the surface of the skin. Once completed either the lone individual or a third party lover shall grab one at a time and pull back causing the skin to peel off like a banana skin. Only after all quadrants are officially peeled the irreversible act of oral sex may commence.

I tell you what man, a Peely Willy, will make you realize in the end all we are is dust in the wind.

by Magmawall July 11, 2024

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