Wet Cough

The act of waking up, being hungover and talking to other people after a party not realising that your fellow partygoers have imparted their own personal liquid DNA somewhere on your person... this is usually obvious to everyone but yourself.

Cho: Greened out and had to go out to spew. Meeting <dongname> at back of tent after monkeys see you there

Reilly: Man I'm glad I made him a wet cough this morning

by mrgilly August 17, 2007

B Wet

Word Tense: adjective

Definition: 1) a phrase to describe a person who allows themself to be physically or mentally abused, 2) self-destructive personality trait.

Origins: multiple source mishearing of "she likes to get beat a little bit."

She likes to get her b wet.

by Al dawg November 5, 2013

BEEX WET

To orgasm in any type, way, or form.

Tonight, I'm definitely getting my "beex wet."

by Sexy Serginhos January 28, 2008

wet offensive

a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.

DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!

by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010

Wet Pear

To wet pear a partner is to dip your balls in a cup of piss and then dip it into your partners mouth.

What are we gonna do with this cup of piss. I say we give her a wet pear.

by Corey Weaver January 4, 2009

wet burrito

while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.

She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??

by Diggler September 19, 2003

wet sox

By definition it is simply when one's socks or stockings becomet wet or damp. It is, however, "the most horrendous thing." As a result, many things that are bad can be compared to having "wet sox." This is similiar to how zero degrees Kelvin is absolute zero and everything else is higher. In the same way, how close things are to havng wet sox determines how bad the situation is.

My dog got ran over by a car, which was my wifes, which blew a tire, which messed up the allignment, and when we took it to the shop it was stolen along with my ipod that was in the glove box... at least I don't have Wet Sox.

by Twartacus May 6, 2006