shat on a turtle.

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.

it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...

by jaybiam July 6, 2011

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turtle head

Turtle head looks like a dick

Every males have a turtle head.

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008

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Turtle Heads

Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.

Mom, if i shit in the shower is that still the same as shitting in my pants?

Yes

by Sam Barron January 28, 2005

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Turtle Neck

A Woman with a tight vagina and an overly sized clitoris

"last night i was with a chick with a wizard sleeve" " so what i just screwed a chick with a turtle neck

by Image Sack April 3, 2009

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ninja turtles

The most fucked up cartoon in the world!

Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!

How Ninja Turtles was made:

Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!

Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!

Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!

Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?

Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!

Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?

Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!

Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...

by Maxel J April 4, 2008

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Turtle Tickler

The act of finger fucking a girl, while moving your fingers around and making goofy doodle noises in a high pitched voice.

Tyler gave me the best Turtle Tickler Ive ever had in my LIFE!

by Jedi Master Yoda May 2, 2007

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messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

by nick March 14, 2004

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