muffed up

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!
Go muff yourself.

by Kyle Ernesti June 17, 2006

jacked up

In the military, to be given a stern talking-to by an NCO for some offense or omission.

"We all got jacked up this morning for calling him 'sergeant-major' instead of RSM."
"On course they'll jack you up if you aren't wearing dress uniform in your ID photo."

by HellHound May 05, 2015

check up on it

to "hit" on a fine female that you see in a public place

OH, look at the fine young breezy over there... I am gonna go check up on it

by David wolery January 16, 2006

up in arms

angry and ready to fight

The teachers were up in arms over the scandal.

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2009

light up

To smoke some sticky green with your dawgs.

Dude this game is boring as shit, lets go to Logans house and light up.

by AllDayErDay November 27, 2008

shut up

to cease to talk.

shut the fuck up, idiot

by dre March 25, 2003

hook up

1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex

1. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"

2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"

3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"

4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."

And that's how people hook up.

by Grandma Maxie July 19, 2011