Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.

-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?

by Rydotra October 11, 2021

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Triple Texas Twister

When a male is giving oral to a female and uses 3 fingers in a pumping motion while twisting.

You know dawg just gave her the good ol' Triple Texas Twister last night

by lilbitchjj08 December 1, 2018

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First let me start out and say everything is bigger and better in Texas. Ex. Alexis Texas!! When a cow girl knows how to get down and dirty . Normally entails fucking and she must ride you like a horse. If she don't know how to ride you like a horse she ain't a cowgirl and it aint't a Texas hoe down. That would be a city hoe down.

"Oh man she knows how to do a Texas hoe down lemme tell ya"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"

by ALEXIS TEXAS REPRESNTENTATIVE October 3, 2017

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Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 28, 2014

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texas chain link

A Texas chain link is a line of men, standing naked in a field or gathered anywhere else, side by side, masturbating the man next to him and so on down the line.

I couldn't believe my eyes this morning when I saw a texas chain link outside of the local church.

by Shockaboose July 15, 2017

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