The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 09, 2024
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Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.
I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.
by Rolin Derty October 02, 2018
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Gravy Toilet

the act of replacing the water in someones toilet tank with gravy, as a prank for them to get horrified at the sight of gravy in their toilet bowl
jon - "man sam pissed me off so i made his toilet into a gravy toilet"
sam- *horrified look on his face as gravy clumps down his toilet*
by maxnellson March 31, 2024
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Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.
I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.
by colloquial June 20, 2023
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Skibidi toilet syndrome

Typically used when someone sees a fan of skibidi toilet singing the signature song that goes brrrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dobila deep deep.
Skibidi toilet fan: brrrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dobila deep deep.
Person 1: Watch out, he has skibidi toilet syndrome.
Person 2 : Thanks for telling me
by cummonster12356789 December 15, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

The "Skibidi Toilet Syndrome" is a fake syndrome created by the internet to best describe the younger Gen Z and the new Gen Alpha children that keep mimicking the viral series of Gmod/SFM animation made by DaFaq!?Boom! titled "skibidi toilet".

Since this trend took a turn for the worse in mid to late 2023 because of content creators that started making videos to gain popularity within the younger audiences. The newest generation of children, Gen Alpha, will be plagued by this trend, despite how old the animations are.

The creator of the series, DaFaq!?Boom!, has stated on Twitter that he will no longer create any more episodes of the series since it has ruined this new generation of children. Unfortunately, we are not able to find the original Twitter (or X) account of DaFaq!?Boom!, but you may search for the screenshot of the tweet somewhere on the internet.
"Yo dude, have you seen that kid outside our house wearing a toilet and moving his head like crazy?"
"Ignore him, he probably has the Skibidi Toilet Syndrome or something."
by sniperstyx January 11, 2024
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