Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.
Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.
by DShiznit October 29, 2014
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texas chain link

A Texas chain link is a line of men, standing naked in a field or gathered anywhere else, side by side, masturbating the man next to him and so on down the line.
I couldn't believe my eyes this morning when I saw a texas chain link outside of the local church.
by Shockaboose July 12, 2017
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Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley
Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory
by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019
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Texas ride-along

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.
"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.
by Fahkmee October 26, 2011
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texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.
Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.
by Vern Asshandle October 25, 2015
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Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis
Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar
by Mr mars bar March 04, 2019
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Texas Top Hat

A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.
That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!
by HappyCamperr March 02, 2022
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