Sleep Hopping

(Noun)
The act of following a strict sleep schedule during the workweek (like waking up at 4–5 AM), then flipping the script on weekends by staying up late, sleeping in, and doing whatever — only to jump right back to the weekday grind. Causes Monday to feel like a hangover, even if no drinks were involved.

“Bro, I feel like trash every Monday.”
“That’s ‘cause you been sleep hopping all weekend, my guy.”

by Whoamiwhatamihowami March 28, 2025

Sleep

Something u should be doing

Lola : im tired
Lillian: then go sleep moron

by rei is cool August 25, 2024

HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.

Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022

Sleep equipment

Items used when one sleeps, (blind fold, comfort object, extra pillow, ext)

I always have my sleep equipment on hand for bed time or a nap

by Heyitsj000 August 10, 2020

SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.

Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!

by Jack Casper November 30, 2020

Let sleeping dogs lie

avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but might do so as a result of such interference.

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie and not bring up old arguments that could cause unnecessary tension in the group."

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Sleep-Ballin

Unintentionally spending money (eg buying things or online shopping) while asleep.

Long story short, I accidentally dropped $1.6k on an Amiri shirt while sleep-ballin last night..

by Cyrus Ruffy February 12, 2022