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i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021
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City Needs Sleep

A self-explanatory term for a city that needs sleep such as a city that has a nearly empty nightlife or a city that has a virus (or any carriers of disease) infecting numbers of its denizens.
Bob: I just went to Austin, Texas. Man, that city needs sleep.
Luke: I agree man, the disease hits hard on Austin, Texas. There is about a few people infected there.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020
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Sleep Abbreviated

Sleep Abbreviated is the opposite of Sleep Deprived, When you are Sleep Abbreviated you are awake and not tired.
Aubrey is Sleep Abbreviated when she has her coffee.
by The Lord of Thursdays July 14, 2025
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Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.
Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag
by Toaksy July 7, 2017
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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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Sleep-a-nation

A group of people who love to sleep all day everyday
Me: hey bro, are you apart of sleep-a-nation?
My friend: oh of course broooo I love sleeping
by Lemon pepper chicken wings December 3, 2022
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sleeping

mom: so are you going to sleep?
me:sleeping ofc
by evan peters' wife November 7, 2017
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