salty

butthurt

Y U so salty?

by MEME2017 January 26, 2017

Salty

When you get really mad about loosing in a fortnite game or a nascar race.

Luke was salty because he got 2nd in his fortnite game.

by Mtennisawesome March 11, 2018

salty pickles

mcdonalds

whAT YOU GOT THE JOB AT SALTY PICKLES?? NOW U GIVEN ZENDAYA A SOMETHING

MIGHT USE DAT SALTY PICKLES HIRE TO TURN MY ENTREPRENEUR ENTERPRISE ECOMMERCE TO A SIDE HUSTLE THIS MAY OR FALL.

by kyreethemap May 24, 2023

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.

Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin

by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016