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united states of amercia

the united states of america, you too Alaska, not you Canada and Mexico

also guns in usa
where are you from?
united states of amercia
oh so you like own a gun?
nah, i own two guns
ohhhh
by sussiboka May 28, 2022
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United States o' America

United States o' America is the colloquial form for United States of America, in which the "o'" with an apostrophe represents "of" in the inflected and short form.
United States o' America is a great popular country!
by LGBTR February 27, 2024
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Dolphin State

When your dick is not entirely hard but not completely flaccid either. An in between state where the length of your shlong is clear but it doesn't seem like you're hard. The perfect state to show off your length without being clear you are attempting to show off.
Grant: Hey look at this photo of my willy
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!
by Dolphin Guy August 4, 2017
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The State Game

A competition to see if a person can have sex with a member of the opposite gender from each of the 50 United States.

Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.

3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.
"Man, last night was crazy. How'd you do??"
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."

"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."
by ASUASUASU October 26, 2012
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RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.
Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.
by Murray the K September 6, 2022
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Golden State Warriors

The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.
Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.
by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023
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noodle state

After several rounds in hot sauna (>212°F) and hole in the ice (>32°F) combo giving ultimate relaxation. Another description is 'legal high'.
My sauna is hot and I sawed a hole in the ice. Want to reach the noodle state?
by SaunaSherpa October 30, 2024
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