slap the turkey

When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis

Hey can you slap the turkey with me

by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017

Corpse Slap

noun

1. A half-hearted rebuttal.

2. A lackadaisical or lacklustre insult.

A: "I really don't have the time or energy to argue with S."
J: "Why not just hit her with a Corpse Slap?"

by Prevayorofdistantrelatives March 26, 2021

b slap

Politically correct way of saying you're going to bitchslap someone.

I'm going to b slap them motherfuckers. I'm going to land some KING KONG b-slaps right on their snouts. Ye-ah that's what's up!

by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020

Slap Squirt

The motion of a girl slapping her vagina while squirting.

Jimmy likes it when his girlfriend Slap Squirts.

by Chatteh October 23, 2012

Unicorn Slap

When someone hits another person in there penis while there penis is Erect

Guy 1:I heard u got unicorn slapped dude guy 2: Yeah dude it fucking hurt

by Omar Patton Eisenhower III June 14, 2019