pimp

a sexy piece of bread

i ate a pimp yesterday

by jurusula December 20, 2017

Pimp

A person who wears hoejab (hijab) and is named Zeynab
That automatically makes the person a pimp

Oh shiii you see that chick right there, yea she wearing a hoejab and is named Zeynab; she must be a PIMP bruhhh

by sashabraus11520 July 23, 2018

Pimp spit stories

Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.

I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 20, 2020

media pimp

One who shares an almost obscene amount of music, movies, etc. with one's friends.

"Drew is a media pimp. All he does is try to get people to listen to music, watch movies, and buy heroin."

"Man, the second that girl finds a new band she likes, she tries to get everyone to listen to them. It's as if she's whoring the music out. What a media pimp."

by Rachel E! December 9, 2008

Friday Pimp Hat

A totally pimpin hat usually worn to illustrate awesomeness, worn on a Friday.

Person 1: Cool hat!
Person 2: Thanks. It's my new Friday Pimp Hat.

by Sabeenerz October 6, 2008

The Pimp

A movie made by a mexican and three crack whores and a pretty one with the help of a pastor's son and the son of a nuclear engineer.... and a New Zealander. And also the help of the pretty one's hot hot sister (.-.)

Woah!!! That movie was cracktastic!!! I loved seing the girls getting high with crack and the New Zealander humping the son of the nuclear engineer.

by Jennifer Cunningham May 15, 2005

PIMP

A man who sells females to men to hook them up.

He pimped me to my man.

by baby-girl69 November 16, 2003