Witch Piss

Lager (orig. Yorkshire)

Tha not drinking that Witch Piss again, are tha? Drink a proper man's drink!

by Wild'n'Windy October 24, 2009

Piss Sacker

The term, "Piss Sack" refers to an artificial bladder, affectionatley known medically as a Colostomy Bag, which can be worn strapped to an inner thigh, or worn outside the body for effect.
The term "Piss Sacker" refers to a particular wearer of this device - one who has nothing wrong with their urinary control functionality, but rather a person who is not keen to allow the disruptiveness of standing up and walking to a near by toilet interfere with their every day routine. Particularly beneficial when binge drinking.

Person 1 - Fuck me mate, we've only had three pints and I'm already on my second piss....
Piss Sacker - You have an absurdly weak bladder (he he he)!

1 Hour later.......
Person 1 - Look this isnt funny anymore - This is our 17th pint and you havn't had a piss yet. Whats going on? Are you some kind of piss sacker?
Person 2 - Yes.

by BobbyDazzleWazzler July 23, 2008

Piss pipe

The uretha- the tube that carries urine and semen through the penis.

Man i think i might have caught something off that girl i slept with the other night, ive got a real itchy piss pipe.

by scottyv8 October 15, 2010

piss machine

when one is drunk and urinates alot more than usual

my golly gosh I'm a complete piss machine after I've had a few pints.

by bush baby May 17, 2006

Piss Balls

an exclaimation of anger.

PISS BALLS!

I just pissed my own balls!

by Tricci2004 January 15, 2009

Rat piss

The last dregs of an assortment of (usually hard) liquors, all combined in one bottle to make enough booze to get properly drunk. it’s like cold duck but for hard liquors. Taste can range from okay to horrendous. An invention borne out of convenience so you don’t have to haul twenty almost-empty bottles to a DIY show. Also useful if you’re nicking booze from somebody and you don’t want them to notice, so you just take a tiny bit from each bottle.

Man, pass the rat piss, I drank through all the beer i brought.

by yllowyllow August 29, 2018

piss-pirate

a pirate that pisses everywhere.a word that pisses people off for no reason, very similar to butt pirate.

Gerald:Michael, what's the matter you got some sand in your vagina?
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate

by macaroni salad January 30, 2009