Green Pimp

street hustler; pimping green i.e. laundering money, selling grass, saving the environment

I got a good hook from my green pimp.

by Bubba Kush April 23, 2006

ScanDisk Pimp

ScanDisk Pimp:
Some one who is either too smart, and/or too ghetto to purchase an expensive digital camera and/or bring the expensive digital camera out to social events involving alchohol such as: the club, concerts, the beach on spring break, house parties ,etc..) only to take pictures for social networking purposes(myspace, facebook, imeem,friendster,etc.)
So as an alternative, the SCANDISK PIMP simply brings only their memory card and uses it in other peoples cameras, therefore eliminating the risk of losing,damaging,or having their own digital camera stolen. All of the memories, none of the risk.

SCANDISK PIMP: (Upon entering a kodak moment at tha club) Aye homie!!lemme use your digi right quik 4 i can take a pic wit these freaky hoes that i been dancin wit whom i dont know, i aint gonna fukk, an i prolly wont ever c again , but ima put dis pic on my myspace first thang in the morning anyway so people can think that im really cool and i have a fun life and that ima chick magnet..

CAMERA PERSON: Sure....(thoughts to self) >thats a good fukkin idea<

CAMERA PERSON 2: OMG!! I DROPPED MY 600$ CYBERSHOT IN MY 20$ MARGERITA!!!! ITS LIKE TOTALLY RUINED NOW!!! :( I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROUGHT IT TO THE CLUB..THAT SCANDISK PIMP IS SOO SMART AND COOL

by The Real "Ian Wabash" January 29, 2008

Con pimp

A con pimp is defined as a person who is popular at cons (teen events)not because they sleep around, but because they are one of the most chill people one will ever meet. A con pimp is always respectful, and never takes advantage of his/her power (ex/ white, male supremacy). A con pimp is very affectionate, but never makes people feel uncomfortable. He/she is essentially very huggable. <3 Also, see con whore.

"Look, Sean started a massive cuddle puddle. He's such a con pimp."

by Real eyes realize real lies April 23, 2007

pastor pimp

An unmarried, hypocritical pastor or preacher who lectures church members about the Bible's teachings of abstinence before marriage, but has secret romantic relationships with different female members of his church.

I heard all about Pastor Jamison, he talks a good game about living by the Bible, but he is a pastor pimp when no one's looking. preacher pimp, player, pimp, hypocrite, on the low down, ladies man

by joecoolthefool March 5, 2015

put your pimp hand down

Lay down the law, be aggressive

Your girl wants you to stay at home but your bros want you to come out to the tity club so they say "put your pimp hand down"

by G_style November 18, 2009

Ho-made Pimp

When a hoe chooses a brotha who don't know pimpin and teaches him the game he becomes a ho-made pimp, in otha words he's a simp.

A pimp who learned all his game from a hoe.

A pimp who was nobody till a hoe laced his shoes.

Who, Raheem? nigga he aint game tight, that nigga's a ho-made pimp

by hoetalk July 10, 2011

online pimp

a guy whos a loser in real life and has to go online to talk to girls who cant see him and he uses fake pics then thinks hes a ( pimp ) cause he is talkin to girls online, Yet he cannot get a girl in real life.

fat boy was online tryin to be an online pimp.

by barmo February 25, 2005