Rock Paper Scissors

A game I play with my relfection every day.

Rock paper scissors... yes I win!11!

by Lonely, July 24, 2022

Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.

The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.

by Cablub February 18, 2022

paper shaker

slang term form the 1960s meaning a newsboy because of the way thye thew the papers at the house.

Matt' taking care of his newspaper deliveries.
Geez, he is such a paper shaker!

by lovemeeeeeee September 29, 2009

making paper

shedding your skin

“I’ve just been making paper.”

by vote4sydro April 12, 2020

Western Paper

a test paper that has a lot of blank answers/open spaces

Little Johnnie received his test back with a failing grade and his teacher told the class Johnnie had a Western Paper...

by Don M. Spebee February 4, 2010

Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!

Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Paper Barf

A printer malfunction in which multiple pages of gibberish are produced instead of the expected document.

The printer spits out page after page of undecipherable symbols at maximum speed, giving the impression that it's had far, far too many drinks at the party.

Use:

Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."

Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."

by thehelpdesk May 5, 2011